1. And the point of trainers with high heels is? Okay, I have and understand trainers – they’re vile with little aesthetic purpose but (rather like Jennifer Patterson’s pronouncements on yogurt for poorly tummies) I get the purpose. But with heels? You can’t run in the damn things and they look ridiculous. No, it is wrong.
2. Going out on a social occasion for a work-related event on a Monday? Wrong. Invented by sad people. Added to which if you’re going to have a pub quiz don’t have four questions on ths year’s BRITS and all the questions on music and film. I never thought I’d be in a situation where I wanted to be asked to identify a flag or what are the smallest bones in the body.
3. Realising when the alarm goes off that you don’t need to be up until two hours later. Grrr.