My clothes seem to have shrunk over Christmas – obviously some strange wardrobe malfunction has caused this to happen.

Until I work out how to fix this problem, I shall only be wearing my US jeans and pretending that a size 6 actually refers to some British sizing strategy.



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2 responses to “Lard

  1. Perhaps you and Janet Jackson share a stylist…and therefore it is merely a malfunction.

  2. May be, but I think it’s a Christmas elf phenomenon – they come in and steal all important bits of my clothes (mainly from the waistband).

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